Chicken!

Grace: “What are we having for dinner?”
Me: “Some yummy chicken.”
Grace: “We always have chicken!”
Me: “No we don’t, we have lots of different things.”
Grace: “We just had chicken last night.”
Me: “Grace, that was beef, you just choose to call it chicken.”
Grace: “That was chicken!”
Me: “No, and the night before that, do you know what that was?”
Grace: “Chicken?”
Me: “No, it was deer. Do you know what ham is?”
Grace: “Chicken?”
Me: “No, it is pig. So, don’t complain that all we eat is chicken if you call all meat chicken!”

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One response to “Chicken!”

  1. Amber says :

    Thanks for the laugh!

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